Dear Crazy Bitch

Wes has given me full permission to reply to an e-mail he received from, for less than a better phrase, a crazy bitch, so in true female style... It's on!!

Dear Crazy Bitch

I'd first like to point out to you, that when writing a letter to someone it's polite to not only use correct grammar, but to use words in the correct context! Just because Word's thesaurus says it's a synonym does not mean you can use it in the same way. So stop pretending that you smarter than you are, because let's face it.. Someone in your profession has a higher shoe size, so stop trying to surpass it... It'll never happen!

Secondly, where the hell do you get off claiming your autonomy on the matter.. Oh wait, sorry big word that you'll never get... let me re-phrase.. How is it possible that you think all of this was your decision? From what I've heard, and believe me, I know far more than anyone realised considering who I was dating at the time, you need to consider your words more carefully! I'm sure, even with your limited range of intellect, you understand the saying "It takes two to tango", and in this case it seems that your tangoing has slipped your memory.. because after all.. only the tangoing was your decision, not the events which followed. So stop assuming that anyone is pining, fawning or wanting the deceit and poison that you radiate.

Finally, when someone says go away and not to reply, you do not ask to be friends!! There's a reason they don't like you, and in this matter, not liking is a mild term. Get on with your life chick! Why try dwell and live in the past.. the mistakes were yours and no-one elses!

PS Are you using duct tape this time to keep the new appendage from falling off?