Pregnancy and Wine

EEEEKK!!! It's been over three months since I wrote anything... Well I have, just haven't published it cause more than likely I'm gonna offend someone. But I felt inspired after buying my weeks supply of booze on Wedneday! While I was standing to pay at the till (Yes sometimes I do follow the rules), the most ridiculously stupid pamphlet caught my eye. Now please remember that I'm in the bottle store... This pamphlet was advertising the benfits of healthy eating whilst pregnant. IN A BOTTLE STORE!!

I'm not sure about the rest of the world, but as far as I was aware no pregnant person (male or female, I'm not judging) should be anywhere near booze... It's one of the most important reasons that I'm never having children. I mean who in their right mind would give that up for a issue-ridden little person who hates you??

But seriously, what bright spark thought that that would be a good place to leave a pregnancy advice adverisement?! Surely, if you are pregnant and actually buying drinks in order to see the ad you're a lost cause already?? Maybe try put it near the veggies people... At least you know those people are vaguely interested in a healthy lifestyle. And if anyone was serious about doing some form of marketing research they would just stick it onto ice-cream and pickle jars?? That's all pregnant women want after all... Well that, and for all men to stay the hell away from them.. I mean it's their fault that she's the size of a hippo on Supersized McDonalds!