Ranting, Raving and Venting

I am on the verge of committing various forms of violent acts involving large blunt spoons, super paper cuts, and something that I'm still deciding on, involving plastic explosives, stuffed bunnies and a very big stick. Things have gotten completely out of hand, and to be frank, I do not have a free day over the next month to do anything except work, mark, and stare hopelessly into the abyss that is my Masters. Remind me again why I bothered with this stupid idea?

Oh wait... I remember now.. Because I am stupid.. DUH!! Sorry, with stupidity comes slowness. And to make matters worse, I have to write an academic paper based on that nonsense I wrote about Facebook last year (cause no-one is over this topic yet!! YAWN). Oh but wait, there's even more joyful news that coincides with this piece of work.... They planning it over the Hallowean weekend so we can all go to a costume party in the evening. Nobody seems to understand how much I cringe at the thought of those sorts of things... but it's fine.. it's all for the good of the department and I can just get them back by going as a gardner, or a giant toilet roll... or better... in my stinky, sweaty cricket pads as Hansie's ghost! God, I have tact! Hahahahahaha!!!!