Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Snuggle Bunny is Sick and Perverted

Today I'd just had enough of everything and got it into my head that watching lame YouTube videos might inspire my sad little life. I found a few that disturbed me, I mean how much spare time do people have that they can create such crap!!?? And then I had this absolutely brilliant plan, to prove once and for all that bunnies are evil and out to get us. But what I found has surpassed even my worst fears. The Snuggle Bunny song!!

This video, whilst distracting us with cute fur, big puppy-dog eyes and the sweetest little squeaky voice singing has perverted undertones that everyone should be warned about. This sweet and innocent looking bunny clutches a giant carrot while singing a love song about always being together. Besides the fact that this carrot looks like a giant orange dildo, the bunny keeps hugging, holding and kissing it! And almost as an indication towards climaxing, every time the little fiend gives its carrot an extra special squeeze, stars explode in the night's sky like fireworks in an old Hollywood movie when the two lovers finally come together in the final scene.

And if you don't believe me, I've embedded the evil bunny's video into this post so you can be the judge... All I can say though, is that I warned you so don't come crying to me when your eyes are burnt for all eternity. Oh.. and one more thing... Don't look into its eyes for too long. You'll become a carrot loving bunny doer if you do... EVIL I tell you!!

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2 comments:

Will said...

BOOOOOO!!!!

Nrod0719 said...

The only way that anything will burn is if you find such sick things on a cute video that most people like. I can see your resemblense of the carrot but not until you yourself mentioned it, as for the stars, there were many times when the bunny hugged his carrot and there were no fireworks like you explained. It's absurd that people (like you) have so much time on their hands, such a dirty mind, and no life. Bad combination I tell you, next thing we'll know you'll say Dora is really going out with Boots because of how they sometimes hold hands, or that Barney was gay because he was purple... lame. The only one who is sick and perverted is you, sorry to tell you.