Procreation is a Bitch

Speak to any female and you'll get the same response.. Men are incredibly frustrating, not too bright and have egos far too large for a species of their limited abilities. And yet we put up with them and generally let them walk all over us.. And why do we do it?

I've been consulting a lot of experts on the subject (most have been female their entire lives) and in all honesty I've yet to hear a convincing argument. Almost every person I've spoken to has considered becoming lesbian at one point just to avoid dealing with men. And as one famousish actress said (can't be that famous if I can't remember who) girls just lack that one special instrument to keep each other coming back for more.

And whilst we are socially ept, know how to be sensitive to one another's needs, and if need be, can buy certain appendages, the problem of baby-making still eludes us... Nature requires us to have men in our lives, no matter how frustrating they may be, for the survival of the human race. Some theorists have suggested that in the future men will be farmed like cows; cows who women will be able to view and then choose from which their genetic offspring will burst forth.. But isn't that just another form of prostitution? And who, if all men are being farmed will give us women something to unite over?

Cause you have to admit, that even women who don't see eye to eye and generally don't get along, will rally together with flaming pitchforks and pliers to get the guy that hurt them in one way or another. That's female bonding right there... Men do it over beer and sport... Women do it over the excessively violent plotting of righting the wrong of a scorned comrade. Rather Marxist aren't we?