Abnormal Fears

At the moment Im having huge problems with Smudge.. shes acting more crazy than normal. She has recently developed a phobia of the floor! Seriously! A cat who is afraid of terra firma.. How do you fix that? Jeru laughed at my problem saying that only I could possibly have a cat that needs a shrink! And I think she maybe right.. im gonna have to bring in one of those animal whisperers to cure this problem cause seriously I cant keep carrying her everywhere... I know to most Im a bit of a doormat but I draw the line at being a bloody moving basket!